Here are just a few funnies I can remember:
Noelle telling my Dad, "Mind your own business Grandpa!"
He had asked her to stop pestering her brother.
Said by me just last week, "Lily, stop rubbing your sandwich on your belly button."
The kid is obsessed with her belly button, but that was taking it a little far.
A couple weekends ago we were attending a fairy gardening class. The instructor was naming
off berries and you were supposed to raise your hand if you liked them. I didn't, even though I
like raspberries. Noelle turned to me with wide, piercing eyes and sternly says,
"Moommmeee, raise your hand. You like raspberries." You would have thought I was
What is the funniest thing you or your kids have said lately?
This post was inspired by the novel Dad Is Fat by comedian Jim Gaffigan who riffs on his adventures co-parenting 5 kids in a two bedroom Manhattan apartment. Join From Left to Write on April 22 as we discuss Dad Is Fat. As a member, I received a copy of the book for review purposes.